Curiosity On The Plastic Bag's Contents, Leonardo DiCaprio Tied At His Waist.


What is up with that purple plastic bag tied at his waist?

When this question was posited one worker confidently speculated the Shutter Island star must have been toting around condoms. It's not a bad guess, honestly, and at least we'd know he's being safe....LMAO

The Cut had some thoughts, too, including "five to seven newsboy caps," "matching 'Female Body Inspector' shirts for the Pussy Posse," "various vaping accessories," and "his Oscar." These are all solid guesses.

Curiosity on the bag's contents even spread across the globe, reaching Elle Australia. There, they wondered if he could be carrying around a "Victoria's Secret catalogue with his next conquests circled" or "his next blockbuster script."

At this point, it could be anything. A hamster? Sure, why not. Five bags of gummy worms? Maybe!

But another question still looms: Why is DiCaprio wearing a plastic bag in the first place? The environmentalist encouraged fans to sign a pledge to not use plastic bags back in 2008, and in 2016 he lobbied to ban the distribution of single-use grocery bags in California. Are disposable bags okay if they're used as fanny packs?

Until theses mysteries are solved, at least we can find some solace knowing that even after all these years, the Titanic leading man is still full of surprises.

Comments

  1. Hahahahaha....hahahahaha...maybe he is hiding his underwear...there...lol..

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